Creepy Pizza

I'd like a pizza topped with cheese
then sprinkled with some gnats and fleas,
some centipedes and slimy slugs
and other creepy crawly bugs.

I want to add some fingernails
and oyster ooze and crunchy snails
and chicken bones and spoiled meat
and smelly socks from dirty feet

I want it topped with lots of mould
and gooey boogers (not too old)
a lot of snot, a little spit,
and guts with grimy, grainy grit.

I want the most disgusting crust
with spider webs and day-old dust
and dirt and mould and blood and gore
delivered to my sisters door!